Now that the primary is over and we have our presumptive nominees it's about time the Sartorial Senator reviews the VP options for each candidate...Up first, the Democrats:
1) Jim Webb
Senator Webb, who occasionally dresses like Steve Jobs, seems to add all the right ingredients to the Obama ticket. Former Republican, foreign policy experience, and helps out in Virginia. However, Webb also wrote a few novels with some pretty controversial material prior to running for office. Sure it didn't seem to hurt him is his Senatorial campaign, but, on the other hand, he got a boost in that election by simply not calling anyone macaca. Oh yeah and he (essentially) brought a gun into the Senate Chambers.
3) Joe Biden
The loquacious Senator already has an inside track on the VP spot when he noted how clean and well-spoken Obama is....kiss ass. Also, Biden brings with him him the all important Delaware Delegates.