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As the Sartorial Senator reported earlier, Bill Clinton himself played dress-up while visiting other countries, making the Clinton attack on Obama pretty ridiculous.
In further research (google image search), the Sartorial Senator has dug up this image of Hillary Clinton while in Israel:
So if Obama is a Muslim I guess Hillary is too.
Every once in a while a Sartorial story can take on a serious tone. This is one such instance. The Drudge Report is reporting that Clinton staffers have been circulating the following image of Barack Obama in a blatant effort to fuel the racist xenophobic ethnocentric false claims that Obama is a Muslim.
Now if this is true (and the Drudge Report certainly is not a paragon of journalistic integrity), I would like to point out how unfair, and hypocritical the Clinton campaign is being. Playing dress-up is (no joke) one function of a President. Look at the multiple postings the Sartoial Senator has of Bush globe-trotting in various outfits.
What's more, it's not like Bill Clinton didn't do the same thing when he was President. We get it Hillary Clinton, you don't want to lose the primary...please don't bring down the Democratic party in the process. Call off your goons.
There have been a lot of great photo-ops during Bush's recent trip to Africa, but this one caught the Sartorial Senator's eye. I have no doubt that these Bush Tube-Tops will sell like hotcakes at NASCAR events across the US.
The Sartorial Senator thinks this is a genius ploy to boost low approval ratings...associate yourself with something everybody loves: boobs!
Look how well things have gone for Barack Obama since the introduction of the oBRAma: 
After watching the debate last night, I think the Sartorial Senator has stumbled upon Hillary Clinton's problem this primary....she's running for President...in 2040.
Seriously Hill, that outfit is way too futuristic for a candidate who wants to focus on the here and now. But don't worry, 40 years from now when we're all wearing lycra onesies you have my vote.
In a related note if anyone wants to pick up an action figure of "Debate Hillary" now is your chance...
After an extended vacation (extreme laziness), the Sartorial Senator is making a triumphant return to the world of blogging. Why now, you ask? Why, when you were just getting over the Sartorial Senator do I stroll back into your life? Well, here are the Top 10 sartorial stories from this primary cycle that I just couldn't walk away from:
#10: 12-inch Pianist Jokes
Hillary Clinton needs to stop demonstrating the size of things with her hands....it's making the Sartorial Senator very uncomfortable.
#9: Jowl Movement
vs. 
Is John McCain not the Jowliest American politician since Richard Nixon? Seriously, is the man storing up food for winter in those things?
#8: Courting the Youth Vote
I've heard of kissing babies, but damn Rudy...you gonna make that thing your fourth wife or what?
#7: Son of Jor-El From the Planet Kenya
When you're trying to dispel the criticism that you are an egomaniac with a messianic following, maybe this isn't the best way to go about it.
#6: Populust
I know this primary is all about making history, but, I'm sorry, Populists can't be good looking.
#5: Devolution
Does it bother anybody else that the so-called "revolutionary" candidacy of Ron Paul was essentially a repackaging of Pat Buchanon's platform? Isolationism...how revolutionary!
#4: Mittrosexuals
Here, the Romney clan sports the latest in Mourmon Couture. I guess the five boys will be trading in the khakis for some camo now that Daddy's campaign is over.
#3: Thompson the Carpathian
"I Vigo Thompson the scourge of Carpathia, the sarrow of Modovia command you, on a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a thrown of blood..." I can't imagine why Thompson lost. Image courtesy of democraticunderground.com
#2: Well the Man has a Type
Is it cheating if you sleep with your wife's doppelganger? Image courtesy huffingtonpost.com
#1: What a Spontaneous Moment of Unexpected, Unstaged Support!
Does anyone else find this mildly to very offensive...I know we're not allowed to use the term "pimping out"....but....
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