After an extended vacation (extreme laziness), the Sartorial Senator is making a triumphant return to the world of blogging. Why now, you ask? Why, when you were just getting over the Sartorial Senator do I stroll back into your life? Well, here are the Top 10 sartorial stories from this primary cycle that I just couldn't walk away from:
#10: 12-inch Pianist Jokes

Hillary Clinton needs to stop demonstrating the size of things with her hands....it's making the Sartorial Senator very uncomfortable.
#9: Jowl Movement
vs.
Is John McCain not the Jowliest American politician since Richard Nixon? Seriously, is the man storing up food for winter in those things?
#8: Courting the Youth Vote
I've heard of kissing babies, but damn Rudy...you gonna make that thing your fourth wife or what?
#7: Son of Jor-El From the Planet Kenya
When you're trying to dispel the criticism that you are an egomaniac with a messianic following, maybe this isn't the best way to go about it.
#6: Populust
I know this primary is all about making history, but, I'm sorry, Populists can't be good looking.
#5: Devolution
Does it bother anybody else that the so-called "revolutionary" candidacy of Ron Paul was essentially a repackaging of Pat Buchanon's platform? Isolationism...how revolutionary!
#4: Mittrosexuals
Here, the Romney clan sports the latest in Mourmon Couture. I guess the five boys will be trading in the khakis for some camo now that Daddy's campaign is over.
#3: Thompson the Carpathian
"I Vigo Thompson the scourge of Carpathia, the sarrow of Modovia command
you, on a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a thrown of
blood..." I can't imagine why Thompson lost. Image courtesy of democraticunderground.com
#2: Well the Man has a Type
Is it cheating if you sleep with your wife's doppelganger? Image courtesy huffingtonpost.com
#1: What a Spontaneous Moment of Unexpected, Unstaged Support!
Does anyone else find this mildly to very offensive...I know we're not allowed to use the term "pimping out"....but....
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