After an extended vacation (extreme laziness), the Sartorial Senator is making a triumphant return to the world of blogging. Why now, you ask? Why, when you were just getting over the Sartorial Senator do I stroll back into your life? Well, here are the Top 10 sartorial stories from this primary cycle that I just couldn't walk away from:
#10: 12-inch Pianist Jokes
Hillary Clinton needs to stop demonstrating the size of things with her hands....it's making the Sartorial Senator very uncomfortable.
#9: Jowl Movement
vs. 
Is John McCain not the Jowliest American politician since Richard Nixon? Seriously, is the man storing up food for winter in those things?
#8: Courting the Youth Vote
I've heard of kissing babies, but damn Rudy...you gonna make that thing your fourth wife or what?
#7: Son of Jor-El From the Planet Kenya
When you're trying to dispel the criticism that you are an egomaniac with a messianic following, maybe this isn't the best way to go about it.
#6: Populust
I know this primary is all about making history, but, I'm sorry, Populists can't be good looking.
#5: Devolution
Does it bother anybody else that the so-called "revolutionary" candidacy of Ron Paul was essentially a repackaging of Pat Buchanon's platform? Isolationism...how revolutionary!
#4: Mittrosexuals
Here, the Romney clan sports the latest in Mourmon Couture. I guess the five boys will be trading in the khakis for some camo now that Daddy's campaign is over.
#3: Thompson the Carpathian
"I Vigo Thompson the scourge of Carpathia, the sarrow of Modovia command you, on a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a thrown of blood..." I can't imagine why Thompson lost. Image courtesy of democraticunderground.com
#2: Well the Man has a Type
Is it cheating if you sleep with your wife's doppelganger? Image courtesy huffingtonpost.com
#1: What a Spontaneous Moment of Unexpected, Unstaged Support!
Does anyone else find this mildly to very offensive...I know we're not allowed to use the term "pimping out"....but....
OMG! This blog is back from the dead!
Posted by: JPS | February 21, 2008 at 09:55 PM
Like a bad rash, this blog was never dead...just dormant.
Posted by: The Sartorial Senator | February 22, 2008 at 01:21 AM